Scuse me while I kiss the sky 

a single line in the late Jimi Hendrix's song Purple Haze, which has seemed to captivate millions

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I kiss the sky

Scuse me while I kiss the sky by The Hated January 13, 2005

Witch's Kiss 

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.

"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"

"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."

Witch's Kiss by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010

barnsley kiss

a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.

Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!

barnsley kiss by Nk Elite June 11, 2006

Thigh-Kiss 

When your thighs are so meaty that they touch together effortlessly. Basically, the opposite of a thigh gap. Shout-out to all my males and females who have that thigh-kiss game! Mhmm, sexy.

Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.

"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"

Thigh-Kiss by Electric Eloquence April 6, 2015

National Kiss Your Homies Day 

On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.

You: Ay fam, it’s National Kiss Your Homies Day.
Your Homie: Say less.
*You and your homie kiss to celebrate*

National Kiss Your Homies Day by Iggy157 May 26, 2018

Fanny Kiss 

1. Cunnilingus (UK)
2. Rimming (US)
3. When a girl lowers her wet pussy onto a mirror and leaves a smeared print of her pussy (UK)
4. When a girl sits on your face when you are asleep (UK)
5. When an ass is lowered onto your face whilst you are asleep (US)

Lie back darling and I want to give you a fanny kiss (UK)

Bring that brownstar here girl you in for a prime time fanny kiss (US)

Pauline was so hot she fucked her mirror and licked up her imprinted fanny kiss with wanton fucklust

Jeromy was awoken with the hot steamy smell of ripe pussy as Gloria gave him a morning fanny kiss (UK)

Brad was shaken out of his slumber with darkness pervading his consciousness and the taste of ass on his tongue - Hilary had just performed the perfect fanny kiss (US)

Fanny Kiss by BumcumberBudoola November 5, 2010

pringles kiss

A pringles kiss is when two people put two pringles in their mouths so that it looks like a duck bill. They then proceed to "kiss" each other as if the pringles were their lips.

Bob has oral herpes, so he and Alice use the pringles kiss.

pringles kiss by potate-ho February 25, 2017