Tug, Tug, Juice!

Similar to Duck Duck Goose, naked men sit in a circle, and the man who is "it" (the tugger) masturbates while walking around the circle of men, yelling "TUG, TUG" and just before you shoot your load on another man, you yell, "JUICE!!!" The man you had ejaculated on has to then get up and chase you. If he grabs and hugs you before you sit in his spot, you must sit in the middle, and all the men must jack off and ejaculate on you, then you are "it" again.

"Come on, Johnny, lets go play 'Tug, Tug, Juice!' with Jacob and the boys."

by Trenedey February 24, 2015

Dancing Juice

Dancing juice is a mixture of ginerale and rum.

Interviewer: What's your favourite drink?
Bruno Mars: Oh, you know, just this little thing I made up. It's a mixture of rum and ginerale. I call it... dancing juice.

by MrunoBars December 6, 2011

juice monster

A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Robert Golub, currently serving 25 years to life in prison for the 1989 murder of a next-door neighbor in a New York City suburb, was characterized by the media as having been an out-of-control "juice monster" at the time of the killing.

by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003

juice chugger

Normally refers to one who slurps down man juice one load after another. Chugging semen. Could be used for one but generally more than one load.

I am a juice chugger, enjoying the taste of my husband and my dad together.

by Janiesux February 23, 2008

Mongelli Juice

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011

kurwa juice

Probably the best tap beer you can get in Madison, WI.

Fuck damn I'm thirsty. I think I'll go down to the pub for a pint of kurwa juice.

by lord of hype July 24, 2014

drink your juicebox

Brought to international recognition by the endeavors of Harvey Birdman (Attorney-At-Law), the phrase is used dismissively to interrupt a drawn-out answer to a question the speaker makes one wish they had never asked in the first place.

Harvey: Tell me, does Race have any... new buddies?

Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...

Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.

Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.

*slurp*

by kr0rk August 11, 2010