Jade mohamed

someone who gets emotionally attached to fictional characters and definitely secretly likes luka. also is super cool and whatnot 😎

I love Jade mohamed

by Simp 💃 July 24, 2021

Jade

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021

Jade

Someone who is less attractive than they realize, a 4 who thinks they are a 10

She is such a jade. She thinks she is cuter than me??? She so jaded.

by Slangily January 13, 2024

jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.

Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.

by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018

Jade

Jade is not always a girl but is a very cool dude that everyone loves

You seen the homie jade

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jade

The cheese lord

"All hail Jade, the cheese lord"

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Jade the weed queen

Jade is an interesting girl. A total weirdo, but good vibes always. She is a fiend. She always has a crusher or paper on her waiting for the next blunt. She loves her friends to death. She is easy to like and very hard to forget. For that long lasting impression get yourself a jade weed queen

Jade the weed queen is always really.

I want to be like Jade the weed queen.

by Kuukie November 21, 2023