Ooh Jacob

A term used in place of "That's What She Said". Typically used when anything of a sexy, immoral, creeper, or immature nature appears. Commonly used as an alternative to perverted. Normally used to describe a close, perverted, "ladies-man". Name does not have to be Jacob. Should not be used to describe yourself.

*Picture of a sexy girl in a bikini appears*

Person: "Ooh Jacob."

*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*

Person: "Ooh Jacob."

by Shernona June 14, 2010

jacob v

A nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. Although sometimes mostly a dick-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to COD or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from Bio class and hide it somewhere else. Overall, a top bloke.

"I'm at Blitz". "Oh, you must be a Jacob V!"

by DR J January 27, 2014

jacob wagar

A white ass nigga who doesn't know what he's doing ever

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by JakkeyWags April 20, 2014

jacob markowski

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Pulling a Jacob

To lock your keys in the car

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.

by Wisebeard January 25, 2015

Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.

Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt

by Trestone October 25, 2016

Damnit jacob

A phrase you use when someone makes a joke definition or uses a name to make fun of someone

My friend made me yell "Damnit Jacob" when he entered me as a definition on urban dictionary

by Joke words November 17, 2016