Mother Inferior

A woman who becomes famous for killing or grossly abusing her children.

I will never understand how the Susan Smith jury could not sentence Mother Inferior to ride the lightning.

by Salsa Shark June 28, 2005

Halls Infantry

The half a bag of Halls cough drops you stick in your pocket when you're sick and on the go.

Steve: Dude, you've got a wicked cough, you sure you wanna go to the movies?

Ed: Yeah it's cool man, I got the Halls Infantry on standby.

by SpyderNinja June 16, 2009

Ovation inflation

The inappropriate response of applause regardless of the quality of the performance

The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.

by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010

Avengers: Infinity War Script

This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....

Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...

*7 hours later*

Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?

by EndoFlame December 7, 2018

Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.

"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."

by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019

California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.

That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013

Sprinkle the infield

To buy another round of drinks, usually just for those sitting at the bar as opposed to the entire bar.

He’s a good customer, every time he comes to the bar he asks the bartender to sprinkle the infield.

by The Magic Conch Has Spoken June 29, 2021