The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.

"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."

by word slicer November 15, 2020

French rodman

A French speaking rod man also known as rod man deux

Give that French rodman deux a rod

by Japmaster3000 July 19, 2019

French prep

|frɛnʧ prɛp|
A noun used to describe indecent images of a person usually used as a synonym for “nudes” in order to hide its true meaning.

Person-X: has she sent you french prep?
Person-Y: Yes she has
Person-X: all the answers?
Person-Y: of course

by Simply reaction March 10, 2022

french shotgun

When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose

Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose

by rk2020 November 24, 2020

French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.

Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!

by ColorB June 14, 2017

french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021