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Silent Box

The silent box is an imaginary box.
this box is preferably funny with someone who is high on some sort of drug.

here's how it goes.

you find someone whos high or whatever,
and you say "this is the silent box" and then you make an imaginary box with your fingers.
after they clearly see that this is the silent box, you go "okay your in the silent box now" and pretend to place this invisble box over their heads.
then you back up and start mouthing words, giving the illusion that they are in a mute box and they cant hear you and you cant hear them.
you can do this as long as they fall for it, and i promise its so weird and so funny.

but i advise you, never go in the silent box. it will make you trip balls
Johnny- "YOU SEE THIS BOX, ITS THE FUCKIN SILENT BOX"
Kelly - "wtf?"
Johnny- "YOUR IN THE FUCKIN SILENT BOX NOW"
kelly- "WTF?"
Johnny- *starts mouthing things*
Kelly- "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX"
Johnny- *keeps mouthing*
kelly - "DEAR GOD"
by ANDYDICK1111 February 12, 2009
mugGet the Silent Boxmug.

box fox

Male or female that enjoys the female genitalia also known as a "box". They hunt like a fox to find their next box
Jeff has a different woman every night... Damn hes a box fox.
by Inez and Machelle November 2, 2005
mugGet the box foxmug.

smurf box

An object or person of significant aesthetic appeal.

Sometimes typed as "smurfbox" or "smurf-box".
by bluecomplex March 1, 2010
mugGet the smurf boxmug.

locker box

to fight someone with a hockey helmet and gloves
person 1:Did u see tim locker box T?
person 2:Yea tim got his ass beat
person 1: Damn T's a blonde beast
by Jewsus (thanks zach) February 3, 2008
mugGet the locker boxmug.

body boxing

When two people punch each other in the torso. From the neck down to the waistline. The point is to pretend fight your friends instead of literally getting hit in the face and get your ass hurt.
Bob: Dude, me and Tyler were body boxing like 5 rounds last night.
Dylan: Wow, dude you must be sore.
by MightY(ConFed) January 30, 2008
mugGet the body boxingmug.

tata box

the vagina belonging to a female graduate student studying biochemistry (specifically, gene expression and/or transcription factors)
"yo man...have you seen that chic who works in that lab two doors down?...man, i would just munch on that tata-box of hers"
by incognito mosquito March 3, 2005
mugGet the tata boxmug.

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