shoe idiot

An idiot, moron or other individual who will devote hours waiting in line and a large portion of their income for limited edition sneakers.

Shoe idiots will wait days in line for the latest releases from Nike, Jordan, and others for the chance of dropping their hard earned dollars on a pair of limited edition shoes.

by goodmachine February 28, 2008

American Idiot

1. Any half-witted MTV bopper who voted for John Kerry because he was told to. Of course, they fiercely maintain that they came up with their opinions on his own, but coincidentally they didn't have them until told what opinion he should have by MTV, MoveOn.org, or some other source of opinions for mindless drones.
2. Somebody who thinks that adding a definition to this word that refers to George Bush is the height of wittiness.

Dude, the real definition of American Idiot is George Bush. Hehehe.

by think4yourself June 13, 2005

Urine Idiot

The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.

Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..

Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!

Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!

by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 12, 2009

idiot boyfriend

an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend

boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend

by shinew January 8, 2012

Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.

Ben Shapiro is well paid professional idiot

by Sha ya January 8, 2020

Idiot bangs

80s haircut where bangs are cut far back and short and abruptly curled under

Look at Susan what's wrong with her hair?

You know she rocks those idiot bangs

by Chltn8 July 1, 2017

stupid idiot

said by a child that goes by the name cashmoney who is actually the stupid idiot

quinn is a stupid idiot

by cashmoneystupididiot October 10, 2019