Horny Mirage

You think you spot an attractive woman or man while riding or driving from a distance, but as you move closer you realize it's just a sign post or a light pole.

(eyes widening as he approaches)"oh it's just a horny mirage"

by babyzorilla July 30, 2015

Snape horny

When someone’s horny for Severus Snape

- i watched harry potter and now i’m snape horny
- me too girl, he’s so hot!!

by Ignoringu March 10, 2021

Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o

Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

horny talking

Talking while you are horny

Guy: I want to F**k your feet

Girl: you must be horny talking

by Mr. Oh Louwd Florida July 10, 2018

horny courage

When a person on the shy side is so horny that it gives them the courage to pursue someone to eventually get sex out of them. If you weren’t this horny, you probably wouldn’t wouldn’t be brave enough to ask for the other person’s number. 😂

Unlike liquid courage, you don’t have to drink alcohol to have horny courage.

Daniel is normally very quiet and doesn’t usually talk to girls but for some reason he had that HORNY COURAGE last night at the party and managed to get two girls’ phone numbers.

by DillBill47 September 20, 2022

Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend

You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?

by FrogCat March 22, 2020

horny terrorist

Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.

Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.

by Chair face April 16, 2023