Joe Hawk

A young ass eating male who sounds like Batman.
A West haven idol

Oh my god I was packing the section and saw someone Joe Hawking

by Aids apple February 10, 2020

HAWK TUAH

Spit on that thang

You just gotta HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang

by PaperDoll31 June 20, 2024

Staken hawking

A fat male in a wheel chair

Hey look over there there's staken hawking
*fat man in wheel chair*

by Hahahfunnny January 4, 2024

Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Hawk Tuah

That one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time. The sound made by spitting on it while giving the gawk gawk 9000.

You gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

by CoronaVirus_19 June 18, 2024

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015