Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I couldn’t tell if she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

goggle n gargle

when you get good head off someone that wears glasses

got some goggle n gargle the other night, was decent

by LJD2807 May 22, 2023

Pigeon Goggling

When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.

I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.

by Doctortheoliusmacdonaldo December 17, 2014

goggle

A misspelled "Google"

*Types goggle.com* Come on, this is the 5th time!

by The_Belt November 6, 2025

'bury goggles

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.

Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.

by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018

Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.

"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."

by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012