Whoopi Goldberg'd

(verb) (\ˈgōl(d)-ˌbərg-d\)
Also known as: Goldberg'd, Goldberged, Goldberging

Derived from the viral video in which Bill O'Rielly's conservative opinion drives Whoopi Goldberg into a nonsensical frenzy and she walks off "The View".

To become so flustered, confused, speechless, and enraged over a specific topic of discussion or event, that one literally storms out of the room in an indignant and wrathful cloud of smoke and fire. See rage quit.

1. When his public policy class began discussing gay marriage and its benefits in society, he Whoopi Goldberg'd his way right out the door.

2. "I can't this shit anymore... I'm Goldberging it."

by OHBobSaget November 2, 2010

Florida Field Goal

Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.

Dude did you hear what Walstrom did last night? He did 10 freaking Florida Field Goals....IN A ROW!

by T Dubb June 18, 2007

whoopi goldberg

exclaiming the famous actresses name while jizzing after being jacked off with chocolate syrup, preferably nestle chocolate syrup hardening shell brand.

R: did you hear about Adam the other day?
Example:
J: what about Adam?
R: he whoopi goldberged Becca right in front of an audience.
J: Oh yeah i was there.

Example:
Timothy was about to whoopi goldberg Gertrude but he didnt make it in time and the chocolate shell hardened.

by whoopiiiiii12 May 15, 2009

gold star

items that can be given as a reward for doing something good; many can be exchanged for xtra prize

Boy: Damn, you look pretty hot today!

Girl: Wow, thanks! You made me smile - - here, have a gold star!

Boy: Sweet! Now I have enough for an xtra prize! Let's go!

by aperson May 1, 2005

field goal

Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal.

"Hey Rick, wanna kick a field goal? Me and Bobby will be the posts."

by bobradio May 7, 2010

squad goals

A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.

Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.

by raging cunt August 8, 2016

gold miner

Someone who mines for gold.

Guy: I mine for gold. Like, down in a gold mine. *cough*

by Rogultgot February 10, 2005