MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010

Getting moved on

To get your ass kicked

That guy losing is getting moved on.

by BigMark006 May 1, 2007

getting it from the back

when someone haves sex with some one else in the butt hole.

I was getting it from the back a few minutes ago.

by TMTS December 2, 2007

getting hired

The positive result of putting in an application. Also known as getting a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job.

"Getting hired is a lot harder when the girls are sober."

"So Vaughn did you get hired last night?"
"No..."

"Dude I put in like 5 apps...I better get hired."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

Getting Toofy

The same as getting cheeky, but can be used instead.

People who have a bigger tooth to mouth ratio will get toofy with people not cheeky.

"No, don't think so"
"Don't be getting toofy Tony"

by Spunktron 5000 October 11, 2009

Getting a big dick over nothing

When someone get's tpp excited over the smallest things or nothing at all

Paul was getting a big dick over nothing when he heard that Roy got the new 3DS

by The Cool Bro July 6, 2011

geeking out

Laughing, abnormally and uncontrollably, due to the consumption of Marijuana.
Laughter is often accompanied by tears and occurs, most often, in the early stages of one's relationship with Marijuana - with instances becoming fewer with (smoking) experience.
Often while geeking out, one's abdominal muscles will begin to cramp and his friends will either try to prolong the geek session by being randomly funny or become extremely annoyed.

Pud: Are you guys going to be smoking Marijuana all night?
Rouw: Yeah man, this is some good shit.
Mule: Hell yeah... I need to squat down. I just ate that half-pound ben's burger in 36 seconds.
Snood: hahahahaaha!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
Rouw: Damn, snood's geeking out! Stop geeking snood!

by Sam R. - 1998 May 16, 2008