gay

1. to be happy, glad, and jovial.

2. to be physically attracted to the same sex.

3. a generic insult used by uncreative individuals.

4. used to describe an unfortunate incident, awkward situation, or something thought of as negative by the user.
1. - (older female) "you look happy Jim "

- (odler male)- Jim "my viagra came in so you and I are going to have a gay old time.

2. - guy1- guys I have something to tell you..... I'm gay!"

guy2- ha, I always knew it.

guy3- your going to hell!

guy1 & 2- .........!?! 0_0

guy3- relax I'm just messing with you.

guy2-yeah, everybody knows and nobody cares.

also see: Tom Cruise

3. on xbox live playing halo 3 "your gay man, using sticker grenades the whole time, suck my dick"

4. guy1- "whats wrong man?"

guy2-"I showed my parents my report card and they took away my T.V. and driving privileges for a week.............. and my dad beat my ass"

guy1-"dude thats gay as hell, sucks to be you"

guy2-"thanks, your a true friend"

guy1-"kiss my ass"
by doucebag69 September 14, 2009
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A person who would choose sausage for breakfast over a taco or tuna sushi
Nick (Homo) likes his daily dose of sausage with his fruit loops for breakfast, because he is GAY
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Loud real conversations that kill a good time
Lauren is being gay freakin out over some shit that happened awhile ago and Kevin laughing
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Gay with a numeric value of 1. Less gay then Lopgay and 7 times less gay then Septuplegay.
When something is gay, but not gay enough to be refered to as Lopgay, and no where near being Septuplegay.
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"Was that gay?"
"No, your balls didn't."
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1. Homosexual
2. (antiquated) Happy
3. An insult meaning anything bad.
4. A word used in 99% of negative Urban Dictionary definitions.
1. "Hey, did you know Clay Aiken is gay?"
"Duh, you could see it from a mile away!"
2. I had a gay time at the 1904 World's Fair, riding my penny-farthing, and eating this new frozen treat called an "ice cream cone".
3. Breathing is gay!
4. Tags for "Rollerblade" include words like "fruitboot" and "gay".
by King of Jellybeans April 01, 2009
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a gay man having gay sex with at least 2 dicks. Onme would be his actual dick and the other would be the other GAY man's dick. SO basically gay means dicks with other dicks.

Some times you would have three dicks which would be an unusual but still very gay situation. To be gay, it doesnt matter how many dicks you cross with its just has to be at least two dicks. These dickls can be anysize,color or gender but to be gay, they must all be GAY.

IF all of these rules fail, the only other way you are gay is if you support or are a member of The New York Yankees

Elton John: Sup gay! How would i know your gay?
Derek Jeter: Cause i have a GAY dick
ELton John: Can I suck?
Derek Jeter: Yes. Remember, Im gay...I have a GAY dick.
by notgay November 22, 2007
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