45+ overweight IT geek who eats cheetos all day has no mates has chippie all through his beard and smells of urine.
by g1rynofriends February 18, 2017
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Rick loves to go out drinking with his friends, but finding a reliable Gary is next to impossible because they are terrible at it.
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Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed
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Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed
by Tr3bee November 30, 2018
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To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.
Narfle the Garthok:
That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.
That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.
by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010
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Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.
by Roaster83 October 27, 2018
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