gary

45+ overweight IT geek who eats cheetos all day has no mates has chippie all through his beard and smells of urine.

Gary: "want to hang out tonight?"

General public: "No!"

by g1rynofriends February 18, 2017

Gary

A terrible chaperone and poor judge of how much strength is needed to close a door. Typically results in violent slamming and damage to property.

Rick loves to go out drinking with his friends, but finding a reliable Gary is next to impossible because they are terrible at it.

Or
Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed

by Tr3bee November 30, 2018

narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.

Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.

by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010

Gary

A wonderful man.. but also a very big mug..

Gary is a mug

by Garyisamug June 29, 2017

Gary

Another word for a person who must plan things NOW.

Erika is such a Gary.

by Bernardus_the_Gorilla September 14, 2018

Gary

Bald headed fugitive who claims he’s a truck driver but can’t get a normal driver’s license for the next decade. He’s not as cool as he thinks he is.

Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.

by Roaster83 October 27, 2018

Gary

The Unit. Approach with caution Will do everything in his power to cock-block teens.

Teen: The Unit is such a cock-block.
Other Teen: Yeah sorry that's my step-dad Gary.

by Gary The Unit December 5, 2018