Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022

Gut snorkel

A bullet hole in the abdomen area

He was trying to break into my car so I shot him and gave him a gut snorkel

by Thompson0127 May 26, 2025

puppy guts

great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob

i like fried puppy guts

by sumi dumi September 24, 2020

guts ache

When your gut hurts like a bitch (Expecially if your lactose intolerant)

AGH THAT ICE CREAM GAVE ME A GUTS ACHE

by FrootLoopsAaaa February 7, 2023

gut nuggets

When you have semi firm nuggets of feces in combination with diarrhea. Is often explosive or accompanied by violent and painful gas.

Bro, I'll never take shots of salsa verde again!!! That shit gave me hardcore gut nuggets

by HexVoid January 4, 2021

Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023

the guts

when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.

i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.

by cinnamn February 17, 2022