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grease

“bro i’m tryna grease her” “that’s my grease fym” “she not my girl she my grease”
by mosthatedk March 27, 2022
mugGet the greasemug.

Grease rat

You see bri brodzinski? That bitch was a grease rat!
by Praeze January 1, 2020
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grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous
That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one
by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Beast

A slimy creature that will destroy anything in its path.

A Grease Beast will have a 3ft Penis as well
A Grease Beast attacked the farm last night.
by ChalkedPlay August 26, 2022
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Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012
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pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430
"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"
by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016
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