flat

Something that is so bad or boring that you can't even watch or do it anymore.

Bro, this soccer game is so flat.

by bartholemule the third April 13, 2022

Flat

When the roast is so good it makes someone die (flatline)

“Bro, Joshua gave Derek a flat yesterday at the roast session!”
“Damn, I wish I was there.”

by 902Cold February 01, 2018

Flat

can be a term used for a phone as in the battery is dead

Person 1: “can you send me that?”
Person 2: “no my phone is flat”

by lizoge January 31, 2021

Flat

Meaning flat out or being a fact good or bad

Isaac is a baller so he is flat at shooting.

When Tyler says something that is true Isaac responds with “that’s Flat”

by Isaac from OT February 05, 2019

Flat

A DMV (dc, northern virginia, maryland) slang meaning, “fresh”.

One may also say: “Stanley”. This is a play on words- gesturing to the famous childhood book, “Flat Stanley”.

Calling someone Stanley is calling them Flat.

*Your boy posts his fit on Instagram*

Your comment: “Flattt 🔥💯” or “Stanley 🫰”

by vimus May 26, 2022

Flat

Something that the Earth is fucking not.

Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba

by Saryniae June 05, 2023

flat

luiza

luiza is flat

by bigboy231 October 07, 2020