Fake Friday

The day before a lone holiday in the middle of the week.

Jim: This Fake Friday on Tuesday is the kicks!

Bo: Sure, but Thursday's gonna feel like a Real Monday.

by jluc77 November 11, 2009

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fake taxi

its a fun prank show where when someone calls a taxi they just go

"haha this is a fake taxi!"

by squidgoose August 13, 2022

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Fake news

Real news.

Wow, the news nowadays are fake news

by Real News? April 1, 2018

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fake punk

Anything that is not real punk music.

NOFX is real punk, Good Charlotte is not.

Good Charlotte, Sum 41, new blink 182.

by Michael McGrath January 13, 2004

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Cretinous Yankee wannabes who, upon moving south of the Mason-Dixon line or Ohio River, adopt sappy, sorry versions of the local dialect, wave the Stars n' Bars, pretend to be 'folk heroes' or 'outlaws', wax nostalgically about Stonewall, JEB, and General Lee, and claim Hank Williams was 'always their favorite.'

Cities like Austin, Nashville, Charlotte, Dallas, Birmingham, and large parts of Atlanta no longer feel authentically Old South because of the presence of so many fake southerners.

by Rustbelt Hero March 29, 2008

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fake geek

Fake geeks can be girls or boys, although most think it's girls only. It's mostly boys, believe it or not. Fake geeks pretend to be huge fans of Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Homestuck, Merlin, and lots of other fandoms. They also pretend to have a lot of ships, and an unrealistically popular tumblr blog. They can be seen wearing fake glasses and wearing merchandise for shows they don't watch.

Jack: I watch BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who all the time!
Alice: Really?! Didn't you like that new Doctor Who episode that played last night?! My OTP Destiel became canon!!!
Jack: I know! I was so happy!
Alice: (thinking) Honestly. What a fake geek.

by AnataSky May 18, 2014

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