Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.

Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.

by Circulararsonist May 27, 2024

Great Eagles

Mythological figures or the Zandry faith, birds of prey who can change size at will.

The Sisters told me the story about the Great Eagles and the Raven riders!

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

Eagles

A team that sucks so much ass they can’t even get passed the first round of the playoffs

John- what you doing tonight

Ron- watching the eagles suck ass like usual.
John- lol

by Nate great January 1, 2021

eagles bar

A public drinking establishment characterized by sorely outdated décor, dim lighting, and a clientele of mostly middle aged & older white males, typically divorced and single. Juke box may have a decent selection of oldies, but the patrons will select only songs published by The Eagles.

"Hey! Want to check out "The Sword Fighter" bar downtown?"
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."

by ChickenThe Cat February 22, 2019

Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 4, 2024

Brown eagle

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.

Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.

by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024