...and I have the balls.
Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"
The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.
First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"
The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.
First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
by PKFifer November 20, 2011

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011

by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.
David came over last night daved me pretty good.
I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.
David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.
Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.
When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
David came over last night daved me pretty good.
I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.
David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.
Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.
When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

by iwillbenkoyou January 22, 2022

"Look! It's Dave, aka Cameron's father, who I so badly want to have intercourse with. I dont care if it is consensual."
by Cameron'sStepDad March 16, 2022
