Don't try this at home

Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.

Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.

by octopod July 11, 2004

I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 7, 2012

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

Don't do me

Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me

Don't do me, do ya hair!

by fluffnfold June 11, 2008

Don't Trip

Stop your worrying. (Commonly used on the West Coast)

Guy One: Aye bluhd, when mah momma finds out that we was gettin' high in tha house she gon beat mah ass!

Guy Two: Breh, don't trip, we gon be done before she comes home.

Guy One: Oh aiight, coo'.

by calif0rnialove January 5, 2009

Don't step on my toes

What someone would say at someone treading on someone else's claimed areas, cutting someone off, inhibiting someone's progress, messing up someone else's effort, giving the short end of the stick, flirting with a friends romantic interest, etc

Waitress: hey don't step on my toes, I'm trying to get a promotion. I need to bring my A game today so just stay out of my way. Okay? :)
Waiter 2: No problem, do your thing :)

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Don't need that!

An exclamation used after pulling off a piece of dead skin from your foot and discarding it.

Person 1: Don't need that!
Person 2: That's disgusting

by MensWear September 2, 2019