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cortel

a batil boy who likes sajor and always paly with his tux batman batman
by ZX2 November 2, 2003
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Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down
i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks
by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009
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Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.

Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.

Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D

Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...

However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.

Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.

Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.

Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
HER PLUGHOLES ARE POPPIN
Tim Burton
Helena Bonham Carter
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
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carter

A person who is an autistic overwatch nerd, and suck at fortnite, likes to suck dick
Man my teams lost in fornite and overwatch when i was playing with carter, i think hw was sucking his dad's dick
by mr.sindsayspostivesaredim February 16, 2018
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Carter

1. Carter- A penis, or male genitalia. Just the shaft and head, balls are not included when referring to a penis as a "Carter."
1. "I though she was a chick, but then she pulled out the biggest Carter I've ever seen."
by DrDro April 2, 2009
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courtesy call

when someone is about to leave the bathroom after leaving a bomb in the john next to you without flushing, you have to call him back to give a courtesy flush
man 1: (hears other person leave without flushing) HEY! give a courtesy flush there mate.
man 2: oh sorry there bud, thanks for the courtesy call. i did leave a massive trump in the shitter there

man 1:no problem mate.
by fuqbi32 September 5, 2017
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Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse
Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch
by kwamenace March 30, 2009
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