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criss cross

Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.
"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"
by MIREYA January 5, 2006
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The Cross Cross

The cross cross is used to cure the big gay and any insult that has unfortunately fallen upon you. It is a miracle given to us by the old gods themselves to combat such insults such as "Your Grandpa is an Apache Attack Helicopter." It can be used to clear your family name from such horrors. In order to use the cross cross just cross your fingers on both your hands and make a cross with those crossed fingers, then sing ancient Christian Hymns and all your worries will go away.
"Ah shit, that nerd over there gave me the big gay, I better exorcise myself with The cross cross in order to remove it from myself."
by That one snowflake April 4, 2018
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Criss Cross Kiss Up

Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!
by FacePalmLove June 14, 2010
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nailed to the cross

when someone is in a fight and gets totaly beaten up, then he is nailed to the cross. also the same in a discussion. when you talk shit you'll get nailed to the cross ( like jezus )
the guy was talking shit about harry, and harry overheared it. he got nailed to the cross by the guy...
by dikke dennis January 16, 2009
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nailed to the cross

(adj.) A schoolgirl from a faith school who has 'seen the light' and got nailed.
During his lunch time religious experience, the dude hoped to get the girls nailed to the cross. he failed.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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double cross

Synonym for shart. To be double crossed is while trying to expell excess methane from your rectum, you accidently squirt a little pooh out. Double crossing usually happens at the most inconveniant time (see example). After a serious bout of the flu, food poisoning, or dysentary it would be wise not to fart in public.
On his first date with Anne, Bill tried to snap out an innocent little fart and was double crossed. Bill spent the next 20 minutes in the bathroom washing the double cross from his shorts.
by Chuck Johnson May 28, 2006
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Lost Cross

A punk house in Carbondale, Illinois that has been around since the mid-eighties. The exact location is kept undisclosed. (407 W. Elm St.) Was once owned by Jerome Benton of The Time. Benton later lost the house in a card game. When Benton was asked how he felt about owning the historic punk house he said, "Fuck a bunch of punks. Them bitches owe me rent money!."
Hey, there's a bitchin' show at the Cross tonight." "You mean Lost Cross? That place is still around? Does Jerome still own it?" "Dude, who's Jerome?
by shifty la reux May 27, 2010
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