closet monkey

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

Water Closet

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.

Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.

by Clard April 17, 2014

Art Room Closet

1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.

2. The place were ledgends are born.

3. The best place to christen a new high school.

4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.

I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.

At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.

by AM December 9, 2004

White Eye Comet

Shooting your man juice in to a womens eye when you are getting oral

Did you hear that Tyler gave carmen the White Eye Comet and she told everyone it was sawdust.

by The Wangsta February 25, 2003

outta the closet

(adj) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.

He decided to come outta da closet.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Boarding Up The Closet With Rainbow Corpses

Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.

me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."

(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)

by Vhurka March 22, 2010

Closet Racist

Someone who harbors a lot of racism inwardly yet doesn't express it outwardly in an attempt to come across as a nice person. Majority of them will say they support Donald Trump because "he tells it like it is", meanwhile they truly relate to his policies of xenophobia.

Mr. VonClownstick: Your brother seems like such a nice guy, I'm surprised he supports Donald Trump.
Mr. Drumpf: He's really a closet racist, I heard him murmuring about how the "Wetbacks" were coming for his job.

by Rwhite84 June 18, 2016