Conner

Man with small penis and is a dickhead and is bad at Fortnite

Conner is stupid

by Cheese man September 11, 2018

The Colbert

A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.

When I got married I did The Colbert.

I did The Colbert last night!

Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.

by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008

colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010

Conner Jones

Ugly, retarded, small, fat and annoying.

Not usually liked, is not a lady’s man
And loves booty, if u come across a Conner jones run for your life.

OH SHIT, it’s a Conner jones run!

by Conner jones hater June 1, 2018

Conner

Conner seems like a really sweet guy; then he gets attached. Freaks out when you don't spend ALL of your time with him, messes around with other girls, yet swears you are his only. falsely threatens suicide when you dump him because he's "still and will always be in love with you" ugh...beware.

Conner: (behind your back) hey baby you lookin nice today...(sees you) Hey honey...\
You: ha! no...

by Maria Lyn Jennings November 2, 2018