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cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.
Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow
by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008
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coblin

Also known as: miRageR, CurSeD_MiRaGeR.

A rare and valued fruit found over Asia. It has a sweet taste and often causes unsuspecting tourists to have diarrhoea.
i haven't pooped in ages better eat a coblin...
by coblin February 14, 2004
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Cobra Back

When a female has worked out too much or has gotten so fat that her back is very wide. Her head looks small compared to her vast back. The shape of the back resembles a king cobra with it's hood extended.
Lark, did you see Mona at the bar
Yeah, she has quite the cobra back, she should lay of the lat machine at the gym.
by Rusty Blumpkin September 7, 2005
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cobag

A person so useless as to no longer be called a douche bag, AKA Colostomy Bag
Larry is such a waste of life, the dude is a total cobag.
by Pacifichigh December 13, 2008
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Coby Rowland

A Coby Rowland is the most kind, caring, loving, and lovely thing set on Earth. Something so great that it makes you feel like hugging something and saying hello to the angels. The seas are upset with the skies whenever something as great as a Coby Rowland is no more. It is said that this is how cataclysmic hurricanes are given birth to. (She's also easy on the eyes to top it off.)
Man#1: "Hey, did you hear about that hurricane that wiped out South America?"
Man#2: "Yeah, they say it was because a Coby Rowland just left this world..."
by Giant Gelato April 11, 2009
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Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.
wee piss peeing pissing number 1 cobra tongue cobra tongue
by BryanWat November 29, 2010
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the cobra

Another name for a swindler or petty con artist. The origin of the word comes from McCue or "Swindles nicely" in Irish.
So, you folks headin over to the Cobra's house tonight for some Taquitos and Grey Goose?
by Snakey September 24, 2008
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