Music like rock, but centers on praising jesus or god or whoever the hell compels people to write songsof this nature. Starting out like a Bon Jovi ballad, songs from this genre usually tricks listeners into thinking it is regular rock, but halfway through the song the band breaks into prayer. Most listeners feel betrayed by this sudden change in lyrics and change to a different song of a different genre. The rest saw it coming and enjoy listening to it for some reason. If this depicts you, you are either an old person, or are to sheltered to know what good music sounds like.
what a christian rock song may sound like...
"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"
Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song
"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"
Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song
by Advkennedy June 20, 2008
Get the Christian Rockmug. Christian Pisano is an upcoming artist who dreams of making the big bucks someday. on the side he directs pornos making moolah amounts!!!!! some of his famous porn are: I need to BL on some T's, There's a Crotch Party up in Here Volume 7.
by "Bubbles" March 18, 2009
Get the Christian Pisanomug. by Spongebob986 April 26, 2019
Get the christian aitkenmug. Terrorist organisation based on fundementalist christianity.
Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.
The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.
christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.
It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.
The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.
While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.
The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.
christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.
It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.
The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.
While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
"That group 'christian voice', work with James Dowson, who was convicted of possesion of a weapon and breach of the peace."
by Seb.F. June 7, 2007
Get the christian voicemug. Girl: Your such a Christian player!
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016
Get the Christian Playermug. A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.
Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.
Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.
by WannabeU July 5, 2016
Get the Lipstick Christianmug. 1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018
Get the Christian Haymug.