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Chris Brown

To beat or abuse someone, esp a girlfriend.
If my girl leaves me, Im gonna Chris Brown her ass!
by Venerable_henchman February 17, 2009
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CHRIS LENT

Chris Lent is currently the keys/headbanging in From First To Last.
He was their drum tech before joining the band. He became official in the summer of 2008. Before being in FFTL, he was in a band called Dead Reckless with FFTL bassist Matt Manning. He is a total sweetheart. I'd know, I got to hnag out with the guy.
Chris Lent?

Yeah, you know, the most amazing member of FFTL.
by jessfftlriot October 9, 2008
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Chris McLean

The host of Total Drama, from the first season "Total Drama Island" to the second part of the fifth season "Total Drama Pahkitew Island", and maybe possibly even the revival seasons, he is a arrogant jerk who loves messing around with the contestants (or cuntestants if you wanna call them that).
Chris McLean: Alright campers, today's challenge is to staple my cock to my balls, whoever wins, WILL get to watch me SUCK CHEF, on TOTAL, DRAMA, AFTER HOURS!
by Staple my cock to my balls March 29, 2021
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Chris Brown

(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.
by holepuncher06 March 24, 2009
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Chris Brown

To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.
Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face
by Shanon Brown February 23, 2009
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Chris Brown

To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.
Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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by xjack0lantrnx March 13, 2011
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Chris Brown

A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day
Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!
by aanonamussss August 13, 2011
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