Chinese Green House

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.

Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with

by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010

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Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005

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Chinese Finger Trap

The act of an uncircumcised penis using its foreskin to cover and lock in a circumcised penis head of another man

Khristian: bro, did you hear what Rufus did to Shane at his wedding?

Rich: no bro, what happened?!

Khristian: Rufus went and gave Shane a Chinese finger trap.

by K-Schlem2014 June 29, 2019

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Chinese singing lesson

To take a much-needed piss.

Hold that thought, I'm off to take a Chinese singing lesson.

by Tragnou Rosalbo June 11, 2006

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Chinese Dick Trap

When two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their penises together and release the pinch hold. Doing so will suction the penises together causing a chinese dick trap effect.

OMG! Did you see Mikey and Vinnie hold the Chinese Dick Trap for three seconds bro!?

by LawrenceD October 23, 2010

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