Lava Cheese

The super-heated cheese stuffing of any number of baked or fried foods when freshly done. Typically applied when the food is not allowed to cool for long enough.

I bit into my pizza bite right out of the microwave and the lava cheese burned the hell out of my tongue.

by Astexix December 9, 2010

flaming cheese

Having sex too hard that her pussy ignites into a sizzling mess. After she spews you yell "OPA!"

Went so hard that i gave that bitch flaming cheese. So satisfying when I yelled OPA

by Cmamba December 19, 2013

Cheese Asf

A term that start by Cleveland Ohio east side males (originally from UTW) . That’s cheese asf /Cheese asf 🧀 means that something is really corny or not “Raw” as they would say .

“Untun you cheese asf move”

by SOME DTW HOE😌 February 9, 2019

mac and cheese

What my friends to the north call, "Kraft dinner."

I'd like to have mac and cheese for lunch.

by Quasimodo May 18, 2005

ass cheese

Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.

I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.

by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007

Cheese Nip

Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.

Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.

For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.

tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun

by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010

cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.

Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok

by j7x November 25, 2006