Catch you on the blogotubes

An ironic phrase used as a goodbye. The phrase literally means "I will talk to you on the internet", but intentionally mocks slang terms used to reference the internet such as "the blogosphere" or "the tubes".

(when leaving a room) "Bye guys, catch you on the blogotubes!"

by anonymous1415926535 June 28, 2023

Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025

ass-catching

someone who accuses another of "dick-riding"

Then tell Sherry to stop ass-catching.

by Chappybloodlad May 3, 2023

catch twenty fuck

It's a fuck situation that a 22 can't get you out of

When my truck went over the cliff i was in a catch twenty fuck situation

by Mikkiscarbelly November 11, 2020

catching cash registers

Getting lots of money

Man, my nigga, we out here catching cash registers.

by iLikeSpoiledMilk October 6, 2015

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

catch

an attractive person

person 1: yoo that girl over there is a catch

by cvmslurper April 15, 2022