rankles my cankles

Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.

Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.

I can't believe Todd didn't pick up the tab at Golden Corral, that really rankles my cankles!

by Smittytricks December 30, 2011

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria

An unstoppable duo, whose adventures consist of things including:
Giant moths
Male and Female Plugs
Echoing drum sets
Disgusting coffee from Denny's.
Drinking too much energy juice
Making each other go to dances/ ride horses
Calling each other sluts
Walking to the Snak Shak and getting shitty malts.
Being the best friends we can be to each other.

Dude, Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria are pretty fucking crazy when they're with each other!

by FrostbittenxEminence December 24, 2008

Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007

Candlejack

When you shove a candle up your ass,and then jerkoff.

"Omg Bobby wtf are you doing?"
Candlejacking wanna join?

by gretone August 6, 2016

cantle

i mixture between the well known household objects a candle and a mantle

'oh what a lovely cante'
'where'd you get your cantle from?'
and 'hey that cantles mine!.

by jade bryant January 12, 2008

Chandlerism

Pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.

Teachings of the Great Chandler, who resides in Southern California, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.

Knows the secret to life, as-well.

Chandler likes to drink Vodka and OJ, take LSD, and party it up!

You wish I would write some Chandlerism, but it's not as powerful or inspiring if I just quote Chandler.
You'd have to hear it in person.

"Fuck it. Quote me, dammit!" : )

by Kylie(: February 13, 2009