Butthole Wizzard

The (male) master of all buttholes.

Person 1: Goodness that kid Mack is a total butthole wizzard, did you hear about what he did to Nick last Febuary?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I always thought Andrew and James were bigger butthole wizzards but after last Febuary Mayack is definitely the biggest of them all.
Person 1: Whatever, I can't believe Nick would let Mack do that to him!
Person 2: Well come on, Nick is a hot piece of ass.

by Brother Elk April 30, 2011

Large Butthole Wall Wedgie

When you have a deep wedgie (always) and may not be aware. Seeing that you have a deep wall for your pants or shorts to ride in all day.

Did you see that man in the brown shorts, major wedgie. He must have a Large Butthole Wall Wedgie for that to happen every time you see him.

by Downtown4321 August 5, 2011

Butthead

(N)One of the sassiest and most beautiful girls in the US of A. Is synonymous for the word Buttface (N). The original butthead was first sighted by the male model Andrew who recorded that the amazingly gorgeous girl named Kelsea, was to be known as butthead. If you believe you have spotted a butthead, please report to assaholics.com for verification.

Is that fine ass woman Kelsea? Damn she is a butthead

by Uganda sex slave March 26, 2013

Niggas in my buthole

Multiple black peoples head stuck in you hum and can not get out

I really want a niggas in my buthole

by Handjob boy 👦 June 10, 2019

butthead

a name you call someone when they're being really mean and annoying but you don't want to be mean back but still want to hurt their feelings a little bit.

Sarah: "I'm than you at soccer, you suck."
Gloria: "Please stop being such a butthead. That hurt my feelings."

by thelovemasters411 November 2, 2018

buttholetastic

used sarcastically when referring to a very disconcerting state of affairs, usually one where expectations were not met.

How was that new Mel Gibson movie?

Oh, it was just buttholetastic!

by Jorden Goodspeed February 11, 2007

buttholeon

Buttholeon, pernounced: butt-hole-on with a high pitched scratchy voice, is a person who's name is "Deon" or "Deone" and is pretty much a fucking butthole so you get the combination of the two and you get a fuckin Buttholeon. Not to be confuded with, inthebutthole, buttholey or billhole!

1) What up foo'

"not much nigga, what up?"

I saw fuckinButtholeon at the track today with his fat fuckin, chode eating, track pant wearing with an old as free swap meet T-shirt today

"Ahhh...fuck that!!"

2) Buttholeon, get in the car..AHHHHHHHHHH

by Dante Anderson December 15, 2008