a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
Get the metal burrito mug.1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
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Get the Grass burrito mug.It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.
“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”
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Get the burrito charmer mug.A Burrito is a mexican food that consists of lots of different food, typcially beef, lettuce or cabbage, tomatoes, black beans, and olives. All wrapped in a tortilla.
Person 1: Wanna order food tonight?
Person: 2 Yeah sure!
Person 1: What do you want?
Person: 2 Eh, just get me a burrito.
Person: 2 Yeah sure!
Person 1: What do you want?
Person: 2 Eh, just get me a burrito.
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