bum fancy

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex

Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!

by anonymous July 13, 2022

bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

bum snogger

a person who sucks up to those in power; ass kisser, brown noser

ugh, did you hear Tom with the new supervisor - he even bought him lunch. What a bum snogger!

by punkyrocker June 10, 2010

Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.

Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.

by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012

Working Bum

A person who has a decent job but has nothing to show for it. They don't have Bill's to pay. They live off of other people. Watch out for these kinds of people. NOUN

Tyler was a working bum he never paid his Bill's. He had absolutely nothing to show for it.

by CookieCook2019 January 27, 2019

Bum Scrubbing

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.

Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.

by dick_dicky_dick March 11, 2020

butt bum

It's a poor person (bum), that takes (scabs) the last bit off the cigarette (butt) with a tiny bit of tobacco left in it that people usually drop on the ground once they are done with it.

''Ah man, got to work for the rest of the week and i'm broke as hell, i might have to be a butt bum for the week''

by adam096 December 21, 2009