Thumb Blow-Job

When you first meet a girl and your curious if she is good at going down on you. So you ask her to give your thumb a bj.

boy: (thinking) hmm i wonder how good she is.
boy: hon, can u give me a thumb blow-job? i wanna see how good u are
girl: i might not be good at it, i havent done it in a while.
boy: idc i just wnna see how good u r
girl: ok

. . .

boy: omg ur a fucking pro . . . if only that was my dick!

by Nikki Co-co March 28, 2010

blow up doll

A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.

Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"

by Dr. Phil December 20, 2003

Blow Pop

A Blow Pop Is A Sucker.

"Man That Dudes A Blow Pop Hes A Str8 Up Sucka!"

by Nigga Real May 2, 2009

Belly Blow

When you pretend like your gona go down on someone and then you blow on their belly instead makin em laugh and squirm. IT drives them nuts and they cant take it. You blow on their skin on the sides or lower belly.

I tricked them . I Blew their belly and they went nuts.

by bnooke February 27, 2005

upside down pineapple cake blow job

Fellacio performed when one partner lays upside down , on their back with head hanging over the edge of the bed. The other partner inserts his member into the mouth and wha la
upside down pineapple cake blow job begins. Frequently performed in West Kildonan.

I got so ripped at the Legion last week I convinced Hellen
to give me an upside down pineapple cake blow job. It was sweet....

by Zhoda Smith December 29, 2006

blow chunks

To release the contents of the enlarged, saclike portion of the alimentary canal in a violent manner, especially after you view your parents having sex.

Dude, I, (raaaalllllppphhh) just seen, (baaaaarrrrrfffffff) my parents, (Huuurrrrrlllll) fucking!

SHIT MAN, I would have to blow chunks right fucking now, man.

I know dude, I just did!

by Dude Grease October 28, 2006

Blow Jays

An unflattering nickname for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team, especially in the late 80s and early 90s prior to the team's World Series wins in 1992 and 1993. Arose from the Jays' blown leads in the 1985 ALCS against Kansas City and the 1987 AL East division race against Detroit. Still used by fans of rival teams to insult the Jays, though it is very outdated.

Before they won the World Series in 1992, the Blue Jays were chokers; they should have been called the Blow Jays.

by injundude January 23, 2009