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Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.
John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!
by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022
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tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.
Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!
by bmb1455 December 7, 2022
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No Bullshit Guy

A guy who is generally nice guy but when it comes to serious matters he does not joke around.
James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
by Shaman3 January 1, 2023
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Bottles Bullshit Trend Line

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65
by uttabull March 24, 2023
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