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Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024
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Bullshitting Liar

they're such a bullshitting liar. I hate them
by lilbaconbaby January 11, 2015
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bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.
Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011
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bullshit

usweekly: sProUsehaRt bRokE uP!!

literally everyone: bullshit
by cherylb0mbsheII July 24, 2019
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bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.
by B_squared March 30, 2019
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Clusterfuck of Bullshit

Michael: Dude, I just keep getting rejected left and right, this is a Clusterfuck of Bullshit!!

Chad: Damn man..
by Saint Nick the 4th December 20, 2021
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