mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.

Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.

by PSlayer May 14, 2015

Bloody Cheeto fingers

When you eat a lot of hot cheetos then you go to look at your hands and then all of the powder is on your fingers

Me: Eats Bag of hot cheetos.
Guy At My School: Dude you got bloody cheeto fingers .
Me: Licks powder off of my fingers.

by ndf;gthgf xdcfvghjnhbmgvfgh May 23, 2016

bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017

Bloody Day Dream

The act of committing homicide completely in your mind after a certain situation calls for such a thing (Must remain theoretical)

My mother was telling my new girlfriend about how she's proud I finally stopped whoring my self around and settled with one.
I had a Bloody Day Dream for the entire night.

"I was trying to score with this chick, and what are the odds my brother steals her on the way out. Bloody Day Dream every time I see him now

by TakeTHATpuffpuff November 8, 2010

Bloody cum slurper

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .

Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .

by Han $olo October 2, 2021

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman when she is on her period, and get blood all over your dick.

I had sex with a woman, and got bloody dick syndrome.

by Rhljr December 19, 2021

U2 Bloody Sunday

The day after you banged out a drunk chick and you find out your bed has blood stains from her nasty ass period.

Me: Yo Jon, you lay some pipe last night?
Jon: Yea but I woke up to a U2 Bloody Sunday.
Me: Thats fucking gross. Throw those sheets out.

by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020