to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.

even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society

by Sexydimma January 4, 2015

tiddle yourself

Touch yourself leisurely

Tiddle yourself after class today

by Carrii November 20, 2016

Go fuck yourself!

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.

-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!

by Potatis November 17, 2018

Don't Damage yourself December

Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.

Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?

by fdanell December 1, 2018

merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

by Da_banks July 9, 2017

go fuck yourself

Go on a incredible adventure of pleasure loneliness sadness and desesperation all by yourself !

Go fuck yourself you useless sack of shit !

by Plastic Cheese August 3, 2017

Go Trump Yourself

You know what you did when you're told this. It means they scolded your goddamn guts for acting like a trashy trump supporter. Never do anything as stupid as the POTUS does and you'll never be told this.

Gary: I had the best weekend with my friends, even if they're trump supporters.
Ken: If you're friends with f***ers like that you should just go trump yourself.

by xandroe August 23, 2017