" I know you're depressed."
" Perhaps a swim will make you feel better". " Just do and go Virginia Wolff yourself"
" Perhaps a swim will make you feel better". " Just do and go Virginia Wolff yourself"
by Marilyn Harlow May 29, 2019
Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2023
Pouring down hot sauce into the urethra of the male penis, jerking off and cumming on one's own face. Covering one's own face with semen and hot sauce.
by FlopsieIsMyHero January 09, 2024
Verb:
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning
someone retarded: (dabs)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)
by Splicstx November 14, 2017
Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide
A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)
by Splicstx September 15, 2017
Throw yourself at the ground and miss.
by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019
David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”
Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”
David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”
Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”
David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”
by K.H69 December 28, 2017