kerfuffle yourself

Tickling ones anus while masturbating.

John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.

by Pskosis January 20, 2022

bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

by Cenobica April 26, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Go Drac Yourself

The insult you say to someone who doesn't like Kim Dracula.

You don't like Kim Dracula do go drac yourself!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 29, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!

by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023