zero yourself

a way to tell people to kill themselves

person 1: "thanks"
person 2: "zero yourself dumbass retard"

by nexbo January 19, 2023

Tibble yourself

pre-empting a major gambling addiction.

You need to Tibble yourself mate

by Tibble April 17, 2020

keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.

He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .

by Realbossish January 17, 2020

go blank yourself!

An euphemistic way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kyle Lowry: *Flies through the air and lands hard on Mark Stevens*
Mark Stevens: Go blank yourself!

by Zweifler June 07, 2019

Fuck yourself

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.

Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024

Grenatoring yourself

Grenatoring refers to locking yourself in perpetual suffering by logging out somewhere where you will die once you log back in.

Person 1: Oh damnit, are you Grenatoring yourself again?
Chad: OH GOD HELP

by hehehehaw_balls December 05, 2022

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 20, 2023