A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Banditmug. "That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
by VPFearson March 13, 2020
Get the Ass banditmug. A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
Get the Relationship banditmug. A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.
by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017
Get the Cock Banditmug. Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
Get the Wide Eyed Banditmug. A name for group of Asians who have now grown in numbers, reside in the heart of Little Seoul. They are known for their ruthless behavior and violent murders. Decker Side or D-Side is one of the largest Asian street gangs in Los Santos.
Little Seoul is known to reside mostly of Asian descent. After the riots took place in 1992 Asians had to band together and protect their home, that would also be known as China town.
Little Seoul is known to reside mostly of Asian descent. After the riots took place in 1992 Asians had to band together and protect their home, that would also be known as China town.
This is from the mouth of a women who resides on Ginger Street. "I've watched most of those kids grow up and I know most of their parents, it's sad to see the violence that takes place in Little Seoul, but we feel safe when Decker Side Bandits are outside, they are still humans and have hearts".
by anonymous August 27, 2025
Get the Decker Side Banditsmug. A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.
Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"
by Tellish September 23, 2016
Get the wrench banditmug.