austin martin

named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.

clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."

by Stephnitezanfuntime December 22, 2011

Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out

He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!

by blissful ignorance January 15, 2025

austin pierce

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!

Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.

by Marlin man March 23, 2017

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 15, 2025

Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

deanna and austin

The most amazing couple you will ever meet. They are perfect for each other. Everyone is jealous of how perfect they are. They are fight sometimes but they always get over it. They will one day marry and they will have kids and live a happy life. but they will have a few bumps on the way to a happy life. but they will fight through it together.

i wish we were Deanna and Austin kind of relationship.

by urban_dictionary130 April 25, 2016

joseph austin czajkowski

Joseph Austin Czajkowski is God

God's name is Joseph Austin Czajkowski

by Joeski89 February 27, 2024