austin pierce

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!

Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.

by Marlin man March 23, 2017

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 15, 2025

Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

austin kopeck

based peck

Austin Kopeck is the based peck.

by ConstintineOOO November 30, 2013

Austin mcmurchy

A guy who is very bisexual and have a lot Of love towards people named Zackary

I’m sooooo austin mcmurchy for Zack

by Oldmanhambone9 May 01, 2021

austin sheehan

A Fat fucker that shits his ass on ps4 all day that's in college

You're being such a austin sheehan!

by Srndn3 January 09, 2020

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017