April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

April 24

National rape day?No dude it’s the battle of the joshes.I hope josh wins

Hey josh are you going to the josh fight on April 24th

by SKU•_•lly April 25, 2021

April 22

April 22 is national let’s get turnt day . Grab your fake ID and the car keys because it’s about to get lit .

Abby:Let’s follow @hello_lemon_man on TikTok

Emma :why

Abby :it’s April 22

by Little lit one November 24, 2019

April 4

National cuddle with your girlfriend/boyfriend day <3

April 4 is a day to go and cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend :)

by XOXOGOSSIPGIRL<3 April 2, 2022

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

APRIL 15

You are such a goddamn bottom
Jesus

Get a boyfriend

Ooh damn
I’m born April 15
I’m a bottom now

by Petshisthebest October 18, 2019

April 1st

On April 1st we should unlike the most liked egg on Instagram to confuse them!!!

Guys on April 1st let’s unlike the most liked egg on Instagram!!!

by [e-mail] November 5, 2019