Rats Asshole

The smell or taste of something gross. Usually said at a unusual time.

My kitchen smells like rats asshole.

That pizza tasted like rats asshole.

by RatsAsshole July 29, 2019

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Wooden asshole

An asshole made of wood.

Rubber ducks, rubber rubber ducks. Wooden assholes.

by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011

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Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.

Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!

by YourBoobJob February 25, 2011

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asshole anxiety

Is when you have surgery and don't shit for 4-5 days after.

If I don't shit today I'm gonna get me an enima something's got to go I got asshole anxiety. Bad.

by Peter dragon January 12, 2014

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asshole voice

The voice you use when you're talking about someone you don't like in their own dialogue. Sometimes a slower, deeper, more stupid-sounding voice than your own for someone you think is an idiot, or a higher-pitched whine for someone who thinks they're better than you are.

I was talking about Zombieland yesterday and Don said, (friend voice)"It was awesome." But Larry came up and was like, (asshole voice)" Yeah, I didn't get it. All these zombie movies are really stupid."

by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009

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