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Angry Jamaican

Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.
*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
by Amish Stalker January 29, 2020
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Angry chick

A young woman, usually below 30, who, consistently and in any given situation, reacts not only angrily/defensively, but out of proportion to the offense, real or imagined. Angry chicks are not necessarily irrational; there may indeed be some underlying issue that is the cause. However, rather than dealing with that root issue, an angry chick takes their anger out on everyone around, lessening or eliminating sympathy.
"Girl, if you keep on being the angry chick, you're going to drive everyone away."
by Avaloner March 21, 2021
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Angry Cleavage

(Adj) During the act of aggressive coitus it is the visually appealing motivating and highly appreciated action of a woman's perky, shapely, or otherwise amble breasts (size not withstanding) that will be shaking vigorously during the love making or the sexual exercise or encounter. Each person has their ideal version of this but you will know it when you see it.

Def (2) When a person observes, greatly respects and appreciates the perfect form of an attractive woman's healthy bosom (body type is relative to each person's definition of attractive) it is with profound amount of stress and frustration that said person is unable to touch, caress, feel or otherwise get a loving handful without retaliation via lawsuit, kick to the groin, slap to the face or other form of punishment. Refer to any impromptu bood grab in Japanese Anime Features.
Man, I saw those women walking down the street with their chest hanging out; she was looking good and damn she had some Angry Cleavage!!!
by Rupert Samuel Allison August 29, 2023
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Angry phoenix

Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.
Charlie's plan for the weekend was to commit to pulling off the angry phoenix for monday!
by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016
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Angry Ginger

person 1: 'What do you call people like Moya?'
person 2: 'Oh, you just call them angry gingers'
person 1: 'Why?'
person 2: 'Idk. bcs their ginger?'
person 1: 'Oh that makes sense, Moya is an angry ginger.'
person 2: 'Exactly.'

this is a joke!
by chonkey2.0 March 1, 2022
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Angry Pirate

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
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angry dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob you cum in her mouth than smack the back of her head making the seamen come out of her nostrils
hey did you hear how bryce gave her an angry dragon?
by ravens homerun January 9, 2012
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