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Political Thespian

A political actor engaged in political theater.
Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.
by Dr.Crow June 14, 2023
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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Litterbox politics

Workplace, school, or office politics caused not by environmental circumstances, but rather by catty behavior.
Rebecca is only nice to me when Jan is out of the office. That's just litterbox politics for ya.
by LLcoolLay September 3, 2019
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Political Derangement

When someone is so dedicated to a political party, the mere opposition of their chosen party insights rage, anger, superiority complex, and division. The politically deranged will verbally and sometimes physically attack those who differ in their view or don’t support their political party of choice. This phenomenon is fueled by political figures, news outlets, and social media platforms. Political derangement will have you excommunicating friends and loved ones faster than the Mormon Church!
Don’t speak to Billy anymore, douchebag voted for Trump, he’s a fucking racist! We should get him fired from his job and steal his dog!

Whoa man, what the fuck, dude just voted for a madman, he didn’t commit murder. Calm down!

Oh, here comes one of those Biden fucks now. Do they know they’re president is an idiot? You’d have to speak asshole to understand the man. Fuck those Biden guys, don’t speak to them, flick a booger on those dicks!
Whoa! What the fuck man?! This is your president too! Flicking boogers? Jesus Christ! Look, this is deranged thinking man, you been watching the news again haven’t you?! Stop it!

Political Derangement: being so political charged that you act erratically, verbally attacking people or cutting people out of your life who do not share your political viewpoint.
by Indomitable January 20, 2023
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Political extinction event

An event that causes, or has the potential to cause, numerous people, organizations, political parties, and, in some cases, politically ideologies to become less common to the point where they are no longer are discussed and or are active in politics
The presidential election of 2020 was a political extinction event for certain political parties. Some parties that were affected may include Independent Party of Connecticut, American Delta Party, Reform Party of Florida, and Independence Party of New York.
by Vanguard 1998 July 3, 2021
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A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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Political kidnapping

Taking someone away for Plutical gang
by 459395 April 4, 2023
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